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tayalldaynyc:

theuppitynegras:

world history

In one sentence

(Source: rilanoona, via ruinedchildhood)

cemeterry:

mrrightandmrbubble replied to your post: i wonder if there’s tony abbott fanfiction

But how to write Abbott fic and say “I ship it”

easy he’s out trying to win votes for old people by giving them lemons and then an old man comes onto him and Tony just can’t resist

sly-mcp:

whothefuckisalexturner:

abhortion:

ginnifergoodwins:

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

#glad to know it’s international

#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella

“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair

‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar

“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus.

(via believeimmagic)

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.

‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.

SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly

BABY GOT self-respect

OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes

EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.

I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire

I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.

I AINT TALKIN BOUT PLAYBOY because that magazine degrades women and I don’t read it. 

DAMN YOU’S A beautiful person would you like to see me again perhaps for coffee and an intellectual discussion?

Gold.

A+

(Source: feminist-blackboard, via smellslikemaggie)

davegrohlsluscioustongue:

/im terrified of turning 17 holyshit

I feel like I should have something going for me by now

like a job

or social life

me too

pale-quadrant:

(Source: jonandtheon, via sunday-pills)

bike-nesmith:

“im 12 years old and im listening to the beatles in 2012!!11”

(Source: bikenesmith, via cemeterry)

zouiss:

band members are kinda the opposite of prostitutes because no matter how much money you spend on them they still wont love you

(Source: gatsbye, via eddievedderscheekbones)

davidtenerly:

Why do we call it truth or dare when we all know it’s really “who do you like” or “awkward sexual task”

(Source: meisterful, via doctor-chonnie)

draig-graddfeydd:

tomfletcherscats:

you can get addicted to a certain kind of sandwich

now you’re just the subway where I used to go

(via seerwithsight)

sancedes:

I’ve been working on my potential playlists for this week

option A.

or option B.

(via aryathewaterdancer)

windspray:

del-ilah:

windspray:

squidnipple:

why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people

why would you need a coat in december its summer

aussie pride

dont forget us kiwis

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